The discovery has been right under our noses for years and no one has ever known but now our new
friend ALFREDO has exposed the under belly of an ancient mystery. The fountain of youth has been discovered and as it says,
it's not even a fountain... ITS A RIVER... THE, river! The Mighty Mo must have something to do with it because many of the
adults in Missouri City aren't adults at all, they are children with jobs and houses and kids of their own. They still know
how to have fun and they aren't the normal judges of today.
It was Thursday night and the Missouri City and Liberty kids
had school leaving Excelsior Springs out to have fun, so Kyle spent time with his GIRLFRIENDS DAD and his friend Al. The scheme
was thought between all of the three guys. They would go to Rosie's, an old ladie in town, and get her old toilet and then
take it to Big John's front yard, who is Kyle's uncle, and leave it there along with some Auto Trader magazines and a roll
of TP. Then it was decided that we would go back and take pictures of Al sitting on the pot in the middle of the front yard
at 11:30 pm.
The trio moved with near silence other then when Al
fell over with his pants down shattering the toilets lid on the sidewalk (he was sitting on the pot and fell over).
With the street lights shining
and the fog becoming blinding
the flash bulbs flashed,
and off the trio dashed...
back to the HQ where the nights work was viewed, not happy with the results the group walked back
to Big John's and took a few more photos. The next day the toilet had been carried to the trash by Big John, a neat freak,
in anger.
This is proof that even though you must grow up you'll never
be an adult in Missouri City. "SHOW 'EM HOW TO HAVE SOME FUN!"
